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Lighting Starfish On Fire

from Flight of the Turtle EP by The Exclaimers?

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Ergh....

So there is a grasshopper
He is not on fire
There is a starfish
He is on fire
There are old people
They are falling down stairs
Why are they falling?
We are pushing them.

Old people falling down stairs
Flaming starfish eating grasshopper

Starfish has sexual metaphor with grass hopper
Grasshopper thinks they are in love
Starfish disagrees
Starfish does not call grasshopper back next morning!

Old people falling down stairs
Flaming starfish eating grasshopper

Oh the humanity!

Grasshopper wonders why Starfish hasn't called
Were they really in love?
Grasshopper down loads pornography
Trying to mend his broken heart

Old people falling down stairs
Flaming starfish eating grasshopper

Grasshopper thinks of his revenge
Grasshopper goes to light starfish on fire
Then he gets super depressed
Grasshopper commits lots of suicides

Old people falling down stairs
Flaming starfish eating grasshopper

Oh the humanity!

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from Flight of the Turtle EP, released December 10, 2014

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Jayden Eric Beaudoin Edmonton, Alberta

Driven by melodic percussion instruments, Jayden Eric Beaudoin's diverse influences create a unique fusion of pop, rock, and jazz while borrowing elements of classical, funk, and video game music.

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