Flight of the Turtle EP

by The Exclaimers?

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Flight of the Turtles EP was released in 2014 to commemorate the 10th anniversary of The Exclaimers?. Enjoy these classics from everybody's favourite Comedy-Rock band!

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released December 10, 2014

Kevin McCurrach - Vocals
Jeremiah Nelson - Death Vocals
Marc Rajotte - Rhythm Guitar
Ryan Guy - Lead Guitar
Jamie Jaques - Bass Guitar
Jayden Beaudoin - Bass Guitar, Drums, Death Vocals

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Driven by melodic percussion instruments, Jayden Eric Beaudoin creates a musical fusion of classical, jazz, rock, and funk.

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Track Name: Exclaimers? Play... Billions Dead (Trolls)
I woke up drunk again last night
With bruises, cuts, evidence of a fight
There was no good food to eat
Only a thought of what is incomplete

I woke up this Tuesday morning
After drinking my soul away
What's left are some marks, this warning
And a horrible feeling of betray

I open the fridge and find bad cheese
And through the window there's a delicate breeze
Books have fallen off the shelf
And the title of one, "Kill Yourself"

I woke up this Tuesday morning
After drinking my soul away
What's left are some marks, this warning
And a horrible feeling of betray

As I stare
Out through the window
I, I think that I am lost

And there's nothing left to do
But watch the colour fade from blue
Of the sky while I wait
For what is obviously my fate

I woke up this Tuesday morning
After drinking my soul away
What's left are some marks, this warning
And a horrible feeling of betray

I cannot find, what I have lost
Well maybe it fell, when I lost your heart

As I walk through the street
It seems apparent to me
That I lost my life
At the same moment I lost my wife
Track Name: Lighting Starfish On Fire
Ergh....

So there is a grasshopper
He is not on fire
There is a starfish
He is on fire
There are old people
They are falling down stairs
Why are they falling?
We are pushing them.

Old people falling down stairs
Flaming starfish eating grasshopper

Starfish has sexual metaphor with grass hopper
Grasshopper thinks they are in love
Starfish disagrees
Starfish does not call grasshopper back next morning!

Old people falling down stairs
Flaming starfish eating grasshopper

Oh the humanity!

Grasshopper wonders why Starfish hasn't called
Were they really in love?
Grasshopper down loads pornography
Trying to mend his broken heart

Old people falling down stairs
Flaming starfish eating grasshopper

Grasshopper thinks of his revenge
Grasshopper goes to light starfish on fire
Then he gets super depressed
Grasshopper commits lots of suicides

Old people falling down stairs
Flaming starfish eating grasshopper

Oh the humanity!
Track Name: Swords
I want to take my sword and stab you in the face,
It will not be pleasant for you but I shall not disgrace!

Take out your sword and fight me!
I am here and waiting!

Your body will lay on the ground, battered and covered with blood,
To cry for help will get you nothing, you're already run through!

Take out your sword and fight me!
Take out your sword and fight me!
Take out your sword and fight me!
I am here and waiting!

Take out your sword and fight me!
I am here and waiting!
Track Name: Mystic One
Awaken me and tell me this
Six days ago I had a dream
For something of world unknown
The underground has beckoned for it

But I answered it's call
So, dying days are followed here
It's not but a shell of fear
Or inside that's what I want?

I have no guide to light the way
Nothing shines but the undead sun
Cast a ray of fear down unto us
It is time; it has begun!

To sever ties to the motherland
There is a task to take
He asks me, "Please don't go there."
But I pay no heed; no warning will stop me

There is a game in here just waiting for one
That one who tries to find what's out there
Break away the ties of man
Oh, how could you let that happen?

I had no guide to light the way
Nothing shined but the undead sun
Casted rays of fear down unto us
This time, It has begun!

What drove me here
What in my mind or action taken
Or is it time to start again
Go back to how it was before?

I had no guide to light the way
Nothing shined but the undead sun
Casted rays of fear down unto us
This time, it has begun!

When the flying body crashed once more.
Track Name: Steal Viking Horn
It's a cold Summer day in native Ice Land
Vikings giving wenches their dirty back hand
All a normal day, trouble on the way
Slaying mighty dragons with my trusty firebrand

Back he goes to his fair homestead
The battle is won, the enemy is dead
It comes with no avail, he'd rather have an ale
No sleep... To the bar instead!

Where are my horns?!
Aughhhhh

Before I go out I put my battle horns down
Take off my armor before I head to town
Fuck my wife first, Thor gave me the worst
My horns are stolen! I curse with a frown

I see a young Scottsman running away
Now once again Odin wants me to slay
I brandish my axe, a flurry of attacks
On the ground... That bastard lay

Where are my horns?
Aughhhhh

The Scottsman is dead, to the bar I head
More food and drink, then meeting my wife
Track Name: Zombies, Children
I command you, rise up from the dead
I command you, I order and I reign
Zombies! Zombies attack!
Zombies! Zombies destroy!

Zombies, zombies! What do we do?
Get our guns! What about you?
They attack and eat your brain
What do we have to lose?

Zombies, zombies! They'll make them you
We will fight back! What about you?
You fight the leader and I'll fight the rest
What -- Augh he got my brain!

You're zombies, Americans!
Listen to the lies!
Brainwasher bush cuts out your eyes!
You're zombies, Americans!
Iraqis need to die!
You're just a zombie if you believe my lie!

Zombies, children!
Zombies attack!
Track Name: Good Eats
I woke up drunk again last night
With bruises, cuts, evidence of a fight
There was no good food to eat
Only a thought of what is incomplete

I woke up this Tuesday morning
After drinking my soul away
What's left are some marks, this warning
And a horrible feeling of betray

I open the fridge and find bad cheese
And through the window there's a delicate breeze
Books have fallen off the shelf
And the title of one, "Kill Yourself"

I woke up this Tuesday morning
After drinking my soul away
What's left are some marks, this warning
And a horrible feeling of betray

As I stare
Out through the window
I, I think that I am lost

And there's nothing left to do
But watch the colour fade from blue
Of the sky while I wait
For what is obviously my fate

I woke up this Tuesday morning
After drinking my soul away
What's left are some marks, this warning
And a horrible feeling of betray

I cannot find, what I have lost
Well maybe it fell, when I lost your heart

As I walk through the street
It seems apparent to me
That I lost my life
At the same moment I lost my wife

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