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Flight of the Turtle EP

by The Exclaimers?

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I woke up drunk again last night With bruises, cuts, evidence of a fight There was no good food to eat Only a thought of what is incomplete I woke up this Tuesday morning After drinking my soul away What's left are some marks, this warning And a horrible feeling of betray I open the fridge and find bad cheese And through the window there's a delicate breeze Books have fallen off the shelf And the title of one, "Kill Yourself" I woke up this Tuesday morning After drinking my soul away What's left are some marks, this warning And a horrible feeling of betray As I stare Out through the window I, I think that I am lost And there's nothing left to do But watch the colour fade from blue Of the sky while I wait For what is obviously my fate I woke up this Tuesday morning After drinking my soul away What's left are some marks, this warning And a horrible feeling of betray I cannot find, what I have lost Well maybe it fell, when I lost your heart As I walk through the street It seems apparent to me That I lost my life At the same moment I lost my wife
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Ergh.... So there is a grasshopper He is not on fire There is a starfish He is on fire There are old people They are falling down stairs Why are they falling? We are pushing them. Old people falling down stairs Flaming starfish eating grasshopper Starfish has sexual metaphor with grass hopper Grasshopper thinks they are in love Starfish disagrees Starfish does not call grasshopper back next morning! Old people falling down stairs Flaming starfish eating grasshopper Oh the humanity! Grasshopper wonders why Starfish hasn't called Were they really in love? Grasshopper down loads pornography Trying to mend his broken heart Old people falling down stairs Flaming starfish eating grasshopper Grasshopper thinks of his revenge Grasshopper goes to light starfish on fire Then he gets super depressed Grasshopper commits lots of suicides Old people falling down stairs Flaming starfish eating grasshopper Oh the humanity!
3.
Swords 01:22
I want to take my sword and stab you in the face, It will not be pleasant for you but I shall not disgrace! Take out your sword and fight me! I am here and waiting! Your body will lay on the ground, battered and covered with blood, To cry for help will get you nothing, you're already run through! Take out your sword and fight me! Take out your sword and fight me! Take out your sword and fight me! I am here and waiting! Take out your sword and fight me! I am here and waiting!
4.
Mystic One 03:49
Awaken me and tell me this Six days ago I had a dream For something of world unknown The underground has beckoned for it But I answered it's call So, dying days are followed here It's not but a shell of fear Or inside that's what I want? I have no guide to light the way Nothing shines but the undead sun Cast a ray of fear down unto us It is time; it has begun! To sever ties to the motherland There is a task to take He asks me, "Please don't go there." But I pay no heed; no warning will stop me There is a game in here just waiting for one That one who tries to find what's out there Break away the ties of man Oh, how could you let that happen? I had no guide to light the way Nothing shined but the undead sun Casted rays of fear down unto us This time, It has begun! What drove me here What in my mind or action taken Or is it time to start again Go back to how it was before? I had no guide to light the way Nothing shined but the undead sun Casted rays of fear down unto us This time, it has begun! When the flying body crashed once more.
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It's a cold Summer day in native Ice Land Vikings giving wenches their dirty back hand All a normal day, trouble on the way Slaying mighty dragons with my trusty firebrand Back he goes to his fair homestead The battle is won, the enemy is dead It comes with no avail, he'd rather have an ale No sleep... To the bar instead! Where are my horns?! Aughhhhh Before I go out I put my battle horns down Take off my armor before I head to town Fuck my wife first, Thor gave me the worst My horns are stolen! I curse with a frown I see a young Scottsman running away Now once again Odin wants me to slay I brandish my axe, a flurry of attacks On the ground... That bastard lay Where are my horns? Aughhhhh The Scottsman is dead, to the bar I head More food and drink, then meeting my wife
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I command you, rise up from the dead I command you, I order and I reign Zombies! Zombies attack! Zombies! Zombies destroy! Zombies, zombies! What do we do? Get our guns! What about you? They attack and eat your brain What do we have to lose? Zombies, zombies! They'll make them you We will fight back! What about you? You fight the leader and I'll fight the rest What -- Augh he got my brain! You're zombies, Americans! Listen to the lies! Brainwasher bush cuts out your eyes! You're zombies, Americans! Iraqis need to die! You're just a zombie if you believe my lie! Zombies, children! Zombies attack!
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Good Eats 03:17
I woke up drunk again last night With bruises, cuts, evidence of a fight There was no good food to eat Only a thought of what is incomplete I woke up this Tuesday morning After drinking my soul away What's left are some marks, this warning And a horrible feeling of betray I open the fridge and find bad cheese And through the window there's a delicate breeze Books have fallen off the shelf And the title of one, "Kill Yourself" I woke up this Tuesday morning After drinking my soul away What's left are some marks, this warning And a horrible feeling of betray As I stare Out through the window I, I think that I am lost And there's nothing left to do But watch the colour fade from blue Of the sky while I wait For what is obviously my fate I woke up this Tuesday morning After drinking my soul away What's left are some marks, this warning And a horrible feeling of betray I cannot find, what I have lost Well maybe it fell, when I lost your heart As I walk through the street It seems apparent to me That I lost my life At the same moment I lost my wife

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Flight of the Turtles EP was released in 2014 to commemorate the 10th anniversary of The Exclaimers?. Enjoy these classics from everybody's favourite Comedy-Rock band!

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released December 10, 2014

Kevin McCurrach - Vocals
Jeremiah Nelson - Death Vocals
Marc Rajotte - Rhythm Guitar
Ryan Guy - Lead Guitar
Jamie Jaques - Bass Guitar
Jayden Beaudoin - Bass Guitar, Drums, Death Vocals

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Jayden Eric Beaudoin Edmonton, Alberta

Driven by melodic percussion instruments, Jayden Eric Beaudoin's diverse influences create a unique fusion of pop, rock, and jazz while borrowing elements of classical, funk, and video game music.

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